The Coral-bury Tales (and Notions of Oceans)

Can I ask You a question? How's your friend, the local Ocean?

Please scroll down for two short YouTube videos.

To save our coral reefs, suspend your disbeliefs.
Please now spoof every sea chanty, even Yonder shipwreck of poetry:

Two films -- Yes, You may turn out the lights and use a desk pillow.